Chapter Summary: Everyone in Storybrooke wakes up as the opposite sex. Two new characters are introduced!
Pairings: SQ, Snowing, and lots of friends
A/N: this basically started out as a single really bad dick joke that just spiraled out of control. lmao hope you laugh at least once tho so clickedy click that link because you know you want to know where this is going.and you should totally leave a review if you do! ^__^
***THIS IS A CRACK FIC***
She scooted closer to Regina and ripped off the sheets on her side. Emma let out a scream. “WHAT IS THAT??!” Regina looked down at her own naked body between her legs. “What the hell? No seriously, what is that?” Emma squinted.
“It appears I have one too,” Regina said, disdain lacing her words.
“Nahhhh, no way,” Emma said. “Hold on.” She held one finger up and turned to rummage behind her in the nightstand drawer. She pulled out a magnifying glass and hovered over Regina’s spread legs. “Holy shit!” she said after a moment of inspecting the small package. “YOURS IS SO SMALL!” she started cracking up with laughter. “OMG I COULDN’T EVEN SEE IT!”
Regina socked her in the arm. “Shut up! It’s there!”
Emma nearly rolled off the bed from laughing so hard. “THE EVIL QUEEN HAS A TINY DICK!”
The air crackled with Regina’s growing anger. “Whoa, hold on,” Emma became serious with a hand held up like stop sign at the brunette. “That actually explains a lot.”