An open letter to Lana Parrilla:
Thanks for existing. That’s pretty rad of you. Happy birthday you fabulous and majestic unicorn.
Anonymous said: Seriously fuck you. Don't ruin real OUAT kisses with your lesbian shit.
Thank you!! :)
Silly anon. Lesbian shit only ever improves things. Everything goes better with lesbians! What ruins real OUAT kisses? Real OUAT kisses.
That lesbian shit is 10000x better than the real OUAT kisses.
It keeps getting better… Damn, SWEN… Bring it.
OMG PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING I WANNA SEE THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND AGAIN.
HOLY CHEESEBALLS MCFUCKMUFFIN! THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE YEAR!
I don’t even go here, but seriously if you have an issue with the directions that fandom takes when engaging with media, then just avoid that interpretation and that section of the fandom. It’s not actually that hard to be an adult, and it’s not your job or your right to police someone else’s interpretation of any form of art.
Enjoy some more lesbian shit :3
i bet they wont even put the cut sq hug in the deleted scenes
suuuper quick scribble for snowqueenweek
Twice Upon A What Chapter 14: Drive Thru, an once upon a time fanfic | FanFiction
Chapter Summary: Emma tries to keep her second job a secret from Regina, that is until Red and Belle find out and convince her to do something else…
Pairings: Swan Queen, Red Beauty, Snowing
***CRACK FIC WARNING***
"…I can’t wait to burn this place to the ground.”
“Why don’t you just rob the place instead?” Ruby joked. “Then you don’t even gotta work.”
Emma’s eyes widened in surprise and an angelic choir started to sound at the idea. “Oh fuck, gimme a minute,” the blond said. She grabbed a broom from the back and ran out to the lobby by the front door. “OUT!” she yelled, pushing the broom at a boys’ choir that had entered the store. “GET OUT! NONE OF YOUR SHIT TODAY!” The angelic choir erupted broke out into hoots and hollers as they teased about Emma until she threw them out.
She came back to Red and Belle. “Sorry about that. Little thieves,” she grumbled. “Now what were you saying?”
“Uh…rob this joint?”
it’s been a long time since i’ve written anything, but my crack fic will be getting an update very soon. i’ve got the first draft down and i just need to give it the once over after work and it’ll be all set to go.
the chapter will be called "Drive Thru"